scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Well I just put wine in my tea
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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