so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
the raccoons are back...
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