Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
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I think a kid would responsible me up
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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