Kareoke will never be a sober sport
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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