i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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