So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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