If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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