I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
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i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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