How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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