**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
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my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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