I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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