fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She's JV to your varsity
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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