Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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