u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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