I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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