Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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