I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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