I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Randomize
