found the other keg... it's in the tree
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize
