She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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