Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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