No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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