There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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