Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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