What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i just google imaged poop.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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