I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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