i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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