one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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