I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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