My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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