I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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