guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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