she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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