Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I skipped work to stalk him.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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