nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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