Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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