dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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