What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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