The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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