Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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