ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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