I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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