i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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