I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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