I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
