Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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