This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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