So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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