Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
