So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Text me some of your sweat
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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