whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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