Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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