She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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