everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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