He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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