One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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