So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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